So without further ado, I would like to start saying my goodbyes Okay. Starting tomorrow, Dwight Schrute will be running the branch. The next time you see me, I’ll be working for corporate. Now, I’m in the best relationship of my life with the same woman. Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. Michael: Your advice was good, but Jan’s was bigger. Michael: So, I guess we’re getting back together. How do you make a table?Īndy: You make a chair, but you don’t sit on it. What is the best color?Īndy: White, because it contains all other colors.ĭwight: Wrong. That’s Popeye.ĭwight: I am going to begin this process with a simple test of intelligence and mental dexterity. And I know saying it sounds cliche, sounds cliche… Maybe I’m being cliche. I’ll tell you this, it is not because of the boob job. Au natural, baby, that's how I like 'em - swing low, sweet chariots. Kevin: I love fake boobs! Oftentimes, you find them on strippers.Ĭreed: I find it offensive. Meredith: I would never do that, waste of money.in my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front. I’m sure it must have been weird for Jim when Roy and I were joking around… that one time. Jim: Okay, just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy you are in Hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil?ĭwight: Yeah, but I haven’t told you my salary yet.ĭwight: Once I'm officially Regional Manager my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. Jim: You’re not the manager even in your own fantasy?ĭwight: I’m the owner. Hell convention in town.ĭwight: I’ll have to talk to the manager. And the sheets are made of fire.ĭwight: Sorry, we’re all booked up. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.ĭwight: I am gonna be your new boss. I've read some of it - even for the internet, it's.pretty shocking.ĭwight: How would you like to spend the night with the Regional Manager of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton?Īngela: No, Dwight, I don't care if that's how they consolidated power in Ancient Rome.ĭwight: No, no, no.not Michael - me! I'm taking his job!Īngela: Not now!.Goodbye, Kelly Kapoor!ĭwight: Jim, Jim, Jim. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I.opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. Ryan: Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Meredith: You know what? Don't even worry about it - everyone was so drunk, I bet no one even remembers what you said.Ĭreed: I remember. Kelly: Are you kidding? I would never have done that - it was Patheticville - no offense, Pam. Stanley: I've never heard you talk that much - I thought it was Kelly! Oscar: Hey Pam, I've been meaning to say something to you - I really miss our friendship. Thank you.ĭwight: Thank you, Michael.ĭwight: Thank you so much. So please hand this letter of congratulations to Dwight K. Michael: Yes, the time has come to name my own replacement. It needed to be said, and I said it, and it only took me three years to summons the courage, so thank you. For the record, I am not embarrassed at all. He just basically said that he missed my friendship too and I would always mean a lot to him and I understand where he’s coming from. Pam: After I had my little outburst at the beach, Jim was really nice about it. Jim: Karen suggested that I.get a haircut for the interview tomorrow, so I could look.presentable, and not, as she so lovingly puts it, 'homeless.' Hey, Pam yeah, I forgot what day the interview was and I drove to New York accidentally. The other branch managers are total morons.
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